Archive for March, 2010
Outside the JSB a guy and girl exclaim, "Gay friends!", high five one another, then go their seperate ways. I was flabbergasted and highly amused[ READ MORE ]
"The moment you feel a tickle, you better be on the bottle!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor Howard on the movie Wit: "Every time I watch this part I remember that that [no extensions, exceptions, etc.] is my policy too. I suppose you can all hope that one day I'll get stage four metastatic ovarian cancer..."and my other favorite, on John Donne's The Flea"This flea is essentially pregnant with our child!"[ READ MORE ]
heard at the physics lab "God does not know everything."[ READ MORE ]
"We should totally play quidditch after lunch!"[ READ MORE ]
Logic as to why Twilight is great."Stephenie Meyer totally helps BYU. She's so rich from Twilight, think of all of the tithing shes paying!! And then that money goes to us!! Twilight is great!!"[ READ MORE ]
"dude, pokemon tournament tonight?"[ READ MORE ]
"She predates the Celtics.""I'm well-preserved."[ READ MORE ]
These guys were talking to each other about their summer plans...guy 1: I'm going home for the summer to work. What about you?guy 2:I'm staying summer term so I can change my status from single, to player.Watch out, [ READ MORE ]
friends debating where to go for dinner.." If you want to see the PG version of the West Coast go to In N OUTIf you want to see the Rated R version, go to Starbucks"[ READ MORE ]
