3 guys in music 101, one of which has grown a 'stache. He and his friends are talking about it.
freshman 1: No it looks ugly.
freshman 2: Nah Dude, it's baller
mustached freshman 3: I'm gonna ask a girl out today with this thing.

Since when did having a mustache make you more appealing to BYU girls? Gotta love those freshman boys!