Archive for March 31st, 2010
Sitting in my history lecture, a poster comes up with the words "westward HO!" on it. Professor asks the class, "what does Ho even mean? I mean I know what it means in westward Ho, but what about the other Ho? What does that mean?"[ READ MORE ]
Professor talking about the pyramid at the Louvre: "Now despite what you may have seen in 'The Da Vinci Code', Mary Magdalene is not buried underneath it.....It's impossible! I mean, there is NO WAY the French government could keep it a secret for THAT long!"[ READ MORE ]
General Petraeus' Top 10 reasons BYU grads make good soldiers:10 — They have already been on many a mission.9 — Army chow is no problem for folks accustomed to eating green Jell-o and shredded carrots.8 — It's not a problem if they don't know what rank someone is, they just refer to them as Brother or Sister so-and-so.[ READ MORE ]
"cumin.... it sounds like a Book of Mormon name..."[ READ MORE ]
Refering to the guggenheim museum:Prof: it looks much better from a distance...much like Joan Rivers."[ READ MORE ]
Guy talking to his friend by the library:"BYU is the only college where you can go to an anatomy lab and some guy asks the professor where a woman's clitoris is."[ READ MORE ]
This is a kind of combination of overheard and over-seen...I was on the fifth floor in the library, sitting on the floor near the emergency exit. I had my headphones on but hadn't turned on my music yet. A guy and girl came down the aisle and started what looked like a small chick fight with each other, at least from[ READ MORE ]
psych teacher when the video wasn't working: "maybe its just a dirty video"[ READ MORE ]
Guy: "I have absolutely no need to ever know where security cameras are."Girl: "No, it's actually really good to know..."[ READ MORE ]
Leaving the library at midnight:Girl: "What was that song?"Guy: "It's a Linkin Park instrumental."[ READ MORE ]
