Archive for March 31st, 2010
in the library...girl 1: puh...noo..moh...neeya...girl 2: ummm...pnuemonia[ READ MORE ]
girl to guy while walking on campus, "we should get engaged."[ READ MORE ]
outside of the HFAC. girl: I just don't think were that compatible you know?guy: yeah... besides I told her you were a lesbian[ READ MORE ]
Two freshman girls. Girl 1 to girl 2: Yeah, she worked out like all the time. And she also, like, didn't ever eat[ READ MORE ]
guy one: What do you do here at BYU on the weekends?guy two: make out with girls! no wait. go on dates? I dunno[ READ MORE ]
"We don't have Spring Break at BYU, we have General Confrence!"[ READ MORE ]
Girl: Where are you from again? Kentucky?Guy: Tennessee.Girl: Gah! I knew it was a "K" state[ READ MORE ]
"Oh, it's romantic snow! Somebody fall in love, quickly!"[ READ MORE ]
"We'll go to Wendover and find you a lady there!" (shouted by a guy outside the HBLL to a departing friend)[ READ MORE ]
Man leading a group of 15 youngsters towards the JFSB:"OK, who said they want to be a mother in Zion when they grow up?"*7 girls hands shoo up in the air*"This is your building--this is the College of Family Life!"[ READ MORE ]
