Archive for March 31st, 2010

Rebekah Haehnel

Religion professor: most religions think we'll be sexless when we go to heaven. "I don't want my wife to suddenly turn into a man!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Elizabeth Arteaga Gallardo

waiting for class to start: (girl in serious tone) it's so superficial, I love it[ READ MORE ]

Brittany Kocherhans

two girl janitors talking together: "I think he just wants to meet girls and that's why he cleans the girls bathroom.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Craig Daniels

Non-member:"I'm not going to believe anything Kearl says tomorrow because it's going to be FALSE DOCTRINE!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Megan Combs

So I was sitting on the first floor of the RB and I saw a group of guy walking down the hall carrying a stereo listening to "It's goin' down"

Just thought it was pretty random![ READ MORE ]

Jocelyn Smith

Guy on a phone in the library: "My mother didn't tell you? Oh, heavenly days.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

"You'd think, but…I get in trouble when I think.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

Random person outside JKB, to a friend: "You should be a judge. Then you can essentially say to people, 'You're stupid! Get out of my court!'"

If more judges would do that, we might not have so many stupid lawsuits[ READ MORE ]

Tyler Goda Hale

girl: "you should see the stuff that comes out of its head.... it's gross."

same girl: "I'm so attractive, guys can't imagine NOT going out with me." She was totally serious[ READ MORE ]

Jess Gamez

Guy: Do you ever get that urge to snap girl's bras?
Girl: No! You're a pervert![ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward