Archive for March 30th, 2010

Arianne Glick

My marriage and family preparation professor: If you want to have a happy sex life, pray![ READ MORE ]

Federico Rodriguez

Professor
Christensen: "Make it not a nominal variable. Order it from conservative
to liberal: Libertarian, Republican, Democrat, Communist."
Me: "ha ha ha... WAIT? WHAT?!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Natalie Savage

Girl from choir: "I swear everyone on campus is having hormonal frustrations!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Paul Bartholomew

so the IT department was making an instructional video in our classroom before my all guys circuit class started. One guy walks in the room and says "there are girls in here... Sweet&quot[ READ MORE ]

Leigh Bergin

Professor: I know more about love than you...and I have a PhD...I'm the Love Doctor![ READ MORE ]

Jess Stephenson

Brother Seely was on a roll today in Old Testament
"Israel is dumber than a...we'll say ox."
"Reading poetry out loud is like giving birth to a poem. If you're not saying it out loud, it's just sitting there. I better not pursue this metaphor any further."
"So at our Provo Social Center there'll be the Well--where you c[ READ MORE ]

Jean Lee

during tissue bio lab: "My testis is missing!" ...he was talking about his slide[ READ MORE ]

Joanna Leone Brown

A professor said, "Not everyone gets or wants a burning in their bosom. I take medication to get rid of mine!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Dylan Bates

I was sitting in the basement of the JFSB, and a couple comes walking down the hallway holding hands. The girl says to the guy,
"my lips are saying kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!"
And so he did.
I Just thought it was a pretty funny way to ask[ READ MORE ]

Shyler Laveve Stewart

I was walking across campus one day and a girl that was probably between the ages of 20-25 was talking to her mom on the phone. She said "Mom, is anyone still using the gameboy at home?" Her mom answered and then she replied "Dang it! Because the new pokemon game came out today."

I could not stop laughing because I thought it was so hilarious[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward