Archive for March 30th, 2010
"I have a crush on President Uchtdorf."[ READ MORE ]
2 boys following a girl (i think boy 1 wanted to ask her out):boy 1: "dude she has a bump it"boy 2: "dude don't do it. its not worth it"[ READ MORE ]
Room mate: "Have you ever seen a hamster....with giant testicles?"And yes. She was completely serious[ READ MORE ]
"I went to the temple to pray about a wife or to pray about praying about a wife or not to pray for a wife."[ READ MORE ]
In psychology class...Student: You can't do anything with a bachelors in psychology!Teacher: Sure you can! You can do anything!Student: What'd you do?Teacher: Worked at a lumber yard :)[ READ MORE ]
HBLL study group for sensation and perception talking about the rods and cones' light sensitivity in the eyes:student 1: wait, did you say that the rods were more sensitive or the cones were?student 2: the rods are sensitivestudent 3: that's what she saidstudent 1: oh...ok, i'll remember that now[ READ MORE ]
"What's your major?""Exercise science.""Then why are you going up the stairs?"[ READ MORE ]
Some guy: "And on top of it all, it was a bad hair day."[ READ MORE ]
"I saw him with a girl. MAN! I hate seeing guys with girls!"Uhhh....what would you RATHER see...? lol[ READ MORE ]
In the RB, two girls discussing sales at a grocery store:Girl 1: "And they have cottage pie for only-"Girl 2: "Cottage pie?! Eww!"Girl 1: "What?"Girl 2: "Cottage cheese pie? That's sick!"Girl 1: "... It's not cottage cheese. It's just a pie."[ READ MORE ]
