Archive for March 30th, 2010

Holly Mancuso

In history class, talking about different beliefs concerning the causes of the Civil War:
Guy: I'm pro-slavery myself[ READ MORE ]

Robin Rodgers

My roommate just saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the first time. I asked her what she thought of it and she told me that she was disappointed that he didn't get caught.

My heart is weeping[ READ MORE ]

Allie Ryan

"Why don't you come to FHE? I share a bathroom with you; I know where your toothbrush is!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ethan Taylor Marston

BoM professor coughs (he's losing his voice): "I need to quit smoking!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ethan Taylor Marston

BoM professor: "Burning in the bosom? I take medication for that!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Grant Peterson

"Wait, can you get banged while you're in prison?" -while playing the game 'BANG!&#[ READ MORE ]

Katie Ware

upon exiting a classroom one TA turns to another and says, "Don't Kill the Students!"...I was concerned for my life[ READ MORE ]

Kylie Ann Bodily

at the creamery a girl came through one of the lines and was on her cell phone. this is what I caught:
"so are you pregnant?"
pause
"what? well you need to get pregnant!"
after that all I could concentrate on was not laughing. she wasn't trying to be funny or sarcastic. she was dead serious. apparently whoever she was ta[ READ MORE ]

Julie Crookston

Professor: Reading Greek poetry in English is like kissing
through a handkerchief[ READ MORE ]

Becki Bradsher

In math class, while looking at some graphs on the computer:

Professor: "We're getting spikeys at the corner. That's a technical term, apparently.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward