Archive for March 29th, 2010

Adrienne J. Poffenbarger

So, I was waiting in line in one of the bathrooms in the HBLL today, when I overheard a gal discussing/negotiating her work schedule. I looked around--she was definitely in a stall. Classy[ READ MORE ]

Bryson Loughmiller

Waiting at the bus stop:

Guy 2: Oh, I could lend you the third edition if you want me to.
Guy 1: Oh, dude, you definitely have to try out the first edition D&D.
Guy 2: Is it ridiculous?
Guy 1: Ooohhh yes[ READ MORE ]

Vanessa Oler

In The Harold B. Lee Library ...

Guy 1: "Dude. I want to get scriptures from the other tribes."
Guy 2: "Some of that stuff ain't gonna get revealed ever. We just ain't ready for it.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Brianne Burr

My friend always gets impatient and gets herself sunburned when she wants to be tan. I told her how some people have to go out for shorter amounts of time at first, get a base tan, etc. and then they can go out for longer without getting sunburned...So she said, "Brianne, Teach Me to Walk in the Light?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Mark Hammer

While stepping over some handrails at the Tanner bldg., "You can gauge a man by the way he steps over a high rail.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Katie Golding

While observing the BYU preschool children: Little boy helping the teacher set out snack during recess-"I can lift these cups with one hand!"
Teacher-"Wow! You're so strong! Do you work out?"
Little Boy-*No-big-deal tone* "Yep. With my dad. I can lift my mom with one hand also.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Heather Gibbons

D&C professor talking about those who are born in the Millenium and how they won't have the same temptations or sins as we do now. "So, many people often wonder, 'why wasn't I good enough to be born during that time?' Its like we're the cream of the crap!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Shannon Stapp

Sitting outside of a classroom in the JKB, I heard the professor (I assume) say "With extra shirtlessness....the new Jacob edition!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Sarah Post

In an Econ class:
"One day we'll all be working for Walmart. Everything else will get taken over - it's a scary world."

"Imagine you have a Walgreen's in an intercity neighborhood. Here're the junkies shooting up."

"Bangladesh underwater...that's sad. Let's give 50 bucks to the Red Cross."

"...or polar bears are too dead,[ READ MORE ]

Shannon Stapp

Brother Hauglid, talking about a book on the Joseph Smith papyri: "It's small enough you could read it in sacrament meeting....but don't.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward