Archive for March 29th, 2010
roommate said to her boyfriend: "I feel like your mom, except I kiss better than your mom"[ READ MORE ]
Professor leaving the Benson: Did I really just teach that whole lecture with gum in my mouth[ READ MORE ]
A text I received: "Hey, do you know how to reserve a rm on campus?"[ READ MORE ]
"If you use Rogaine, won't it just make your hands turn all hairy?"[ READ MORE ]
girl: missionaries are so cute. im not sure, maybe its the holy ghost that makes them cuter[ READ MORE ]
This is more like overseen @ BYU. In the TMCB, i was waiting to use the restroom, two guys used the restroom and walked out without washing their hands[ READ MORE ]
At FHE, trying to decide who was going to say the closing prayer:Girl: "We could play the shooting game...."Guy 1: "What's that?"Guy 2: "You take a revolver, put in one bullet...."Guy 1: (slightly exasperated) "I think that's called Russian roulette!"[ READ MORE ]
Playing pictionary: (The word was binoculars) "Urim and Thummim!"[ READ MORE ]
overheard by my friend on her way home.: My dance partner is a stud; if I went for blonds he'd be in trouble, yum. YUMMY![ READ MORE ]
guy at byu baseball game: "he's one of those guys where if you didn't serve a mission with him you'd never be friends with him........but we just clicked"[ READ MORE ]
