Archive for March 29th, 2010
Professor- Truth of life-- babies are kind of overrated[ READ MORE ]
guy 1: nice man-bag, dude!guy 2 (completely serious): it's called a murse[ READ MORE ]
"Making a Festival of Colors picture your profile picture doesnt make you any cooler" -random guy[ READ MORE ]
"Guys keep sitting down next to me, but then it turns out they're married! With children!"[ READ MORE ]
Best New Testament teacher ever:“Did the Jews kill Jesus? Smack no! I use smack to signify emphasis.”“I doused it with gasoline, lit it, it exploded, killed 5 students… just kidding…”[ READ MORE ]
Classroom discussion:Girl: "Is it actually possible for it to rain cats and dogs and snakes?"Professor (confused): "Like rain a lot?"Girl: "No, actually have snakes and stuff falling from the sky."Professor: "No."[ READ MORE ]
Guy talking to a female friend of his: "Well one good thing about being in a somewhat disfunctionalrelationship [with my girlfriend], is knowing that I'm not going to getmarried any time soon."[ READ MORE ]
Guy sitting on couch with roomate: "You have really long thighs, like look, your thigh is like my whole leg....you're all thighs." Roomate's response, stated quite creeped out and feeling awkward, "thanks."[ READ MORE ]
Girl walking and makes a phone call..."Mom?! I FOUND MY SOUL MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[ READ MORE ]
Chatting with a friend:Friend: BYU wants you to get married. seriously, they're always pushing for it...and yet they make it impossible for you to find time to spend with anyone[ READ MORE ]
