Archive for March 28th, 2010
One of our ward counselors: The other day, I realized that I'm younger than at least half of you. This means that in terms of number of years, I'm less experienced than you. But I have experienced things you haven't yet, like I have a wife and a kid. So basically the real difference is that I'm married, and you're not.[ READ MORE ]
best friend: it's like the lizzie mcguire movie where lizzie and gordo kissed and then in the rest of the episodes they never mentioned it again and she still was in love with ethan! wooooooow im mormon[ READ MORE ]
MC: Why should you be Mr Helaman?guy: Because I'm the man your man could smell like.<insert lots of applause here>MC: Are you on a horse?guy: Not right now.<guy leaves the stage, he was white>[ READ MORE ]
Guy to girl at the Festival of Colors ( as a result of the crowds) : Sorry if it seems like I'm molesting you[ READ MORE ]
