Archive for March 27th, 2010
At the end of As You Like It: "I would kiss as many of you as have beards."She's safe with that one at [ READ MORE ]
"Every day when I wake up, I think, 'Well, she's probably gonna break up with me today.'"[ READ MORE ]
A girl in my ward, at her place with a bunch of people hanging out, and I had just whacked the bill of her hat. She got this mad look on her face.Me: "I had to. It was a target of opportunity."Her: "You wanna see a target of opportunity?? I'll show you a target of opportunity! I will kiss... KICK YOU IN THE FACE!"But i[ READ MORE ]
My professor: "Someday, broccoli might taste good."[ READ MORE ]
