Archive for March 27th, 2010

Alexa Slaughter

Guy with mustache's response to the accusation that a girl who kissed him wouldn't like to kiss a mustache:
"How do you know? You haven't kissed this!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Brianne Burraston

At Mr. Heritage: "Tithing is like taxes for the Lord, thank you.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Michele Rivera

girl 1: "what if u like poop a little when you fart and its all over your thong?"
girl 2:"ew"
girl 1:"dont u do that when u fart? like shart?"
girl 2:"no ...do u?"
girl 1: "well sometimes"
girl 2:"i never have"
girl 1:"i heard you pooped at dennys&quot[ READ MORE ]

Joe Winkler

My Mexican friend: "You brought me a brownie? Is he hot???" :-[ READ MORE ]

Kristen Nicholes

my sweet, very VERY innocent roommate talking about her favorite anime:
"he just is all stealth and snakey and wants to stick his snakey self inside you and take over!"
GAh....honey.... don't say that. haha. please[ READ MORE ]

Becci Walsh

"We're crack buddies!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Annelise Donnert

"I don't really know what it's like to be blind or anything... I couldn't tell the difference between a tree and a person.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Mallory Mackay

Guy in Wilk computer lab on phone-"Yeah. Uh-huh. Well usually you would just get a girlfriend. Right. ok.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Alex Heimbigner

"The DVD player isn't connected to a projector. It's connected to the air!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Alex Heimbigner

"All my friends are geeky girls.... I'm low on the totem pole because I'm not very geeky.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward