Archive for March 26th, 2010
Philosophy professor: "It's not like if you said "God" to an atheist it would be like saying "Kachinga" or "Kalunga""[ READ MORE ]
Guy: "She texted me last night. And I quote, 'I guess I'm just tired of dancing in your shadow.'"[ READ MORE ]
Brother Goodman: "If they had had ADHD when I was a kid, I would have had it. But they didn't have it then so I didn't have it either..."[ READ MORE ]
Editing minor #1: "I never know where to put hyphens!"Editing minor #2: "Yeah. I pray before I hyphenate."[ READ MORE ]
Guy and girl sitting together. Guy stands up to move seats.Guy (to girl): "No offense, you do smell good."[ READ MORE ]
Two boys talking in the JFSB basement: "82 dollars! Do you know how much that is? It's like a textbook! Or 83 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers."[ READ MORE ]
Cute girl in New Testament Class: "Excuse me, could I have a moment with you?"Professor: "No thank you. I'm married"[ READ MORE ]
Guy #1: Hey I heard that you went on a date with my ex-girlfriend. So how'd that go?Guy #2: Well[ READ MORE ]
One guy to another: "Dude! I didn't recognize you with clothes on!"(while I'd like to leave it at that for kicks, I probably should explain they are on the swim team)[ READ MORE ]
Last night at the General Petraeus lecture: "The bathroom will be the death of me!"[ READ MORE ]
