Archive for March 26th, 2010

Angela Palmer

A girl I walked past by the JKB- "you know what I would love to do if I wouldn't get caught?" ...I would have stayed to find out but my laughing gave me away[ READ MORE ]

Kyle Francis

A girl talking to a friend, "Marriage is the next logical step. Six girls aren't meant to live together.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kaia J Hodgson

Guy at the Brick Oven:
"I look for two rings on a girl's finger before I ask her out- a wedding ring and a CTR ring. If she has either of those on, I'm not going to ask her out.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Craig Daniels

Professor: "This is one of those things in physics which is best described by interpretive dance.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Craig Daniels

"How did your chemistry test go?"
"So anyway, physics.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kylie Schrade

PDBIO 120 Professor talking about the HMS Beagle...
"In England they call it HMS for Her Majesty's Ship. In the US it's the USS for United State's Ship. In Italy, it's AMB.
Does anybody know what AMB stands for? *silence* Atsa My Boat (in an Italian accent)!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Robin Rodgers

some gut in the cougareat: "With girls, the distance between the bladder, and the opening is extremely small. Us guys have a little bit longer to go. That's why women have to go to the bathroom all the time, especially when they're pregnant.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kelsey Captain

a guy on campus with his arms stretched out towards the sky yelled:
"WHY IS IT SNOWING?! THERE ARE NO CLOUDS UP THERE!!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Sarah Miller

Dont diss my basket![ READ MORE ]

Ryan Blank

Some girl in the Cannon: (mixing jelo on her plate using her cup) This would be a great visual for the gathering of Israel[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward