Archive for March 26th, 2010

Allison Nielsen

pointing at an athlete's picture on the wall in the SFH: "That's my visiting teacher... I think.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Cebre Allen

Girl to her friend: ... No, I didn't come here to get married!!
Friend:...
Girl: ...But if I graduate single, I want my money back![ READ MORE ]

Beth اليس Worthington

In stake conference:
"Can I have all the single sisters please stand?"
(pauses and waits until all the single sister actually stand)
"Young men, pick one and take her to the temple.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Erin Despain

Guy on cell phone: "And that was evidence to me that she was mentally unstable.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Celina Weaver

Girl coming out of the MARB to the guy next to her: "Aren't hormones exciting?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Katie Zavoral

Little boy in the ESC: "An ice cream vending machine?! MOM! This place is amazing! Can I please go to school here someday?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Blake Swapp

Sitting in class, the professor pressed the wrong button to get a video starting -- the file "broke". Instead of doing the normal break ping, the speakers shout out "Nice going, you broke it again hero." Suffice it to say, the room of 250 exploded with laughter[ READ MORE ]

Erin Wright

Girl: Some lingerie is gross and some is like nice like 'aaaaah'. You know what I mean?
Guy: ...no[ READ MORE ]

Miriam James

Girl talking to a friend: "It's like a priest/ laurel activity, but instead of saying "You guys should date," it's like, "You guys should get married!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jordan Bell

Guy on phone:
"I'm really picky...really sensitive to spoiled foods...I really like fruit, but I'm sensitive to molds.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward