Archive for March 25th, 2010
Girl: "... like a hobbit!"Guy: " A hobbit? Wait, are you saying I have hairy ears?"[ READ MORE ]
"Thanks to modern medicine, even those that aren't good at having kids can have kids"[ READ MORE ]
guest lecturer: So how meny of you are maried? (counts) 8?guy: no wait 9! it took me a second...lecturer: are you newly married?guy:um almost 2 years...I just forgot[ READ MORE ]
Religion professor: "Moses was in similitude of the Savior, not just in circumstances or his life, but also in physical appearance. So this weekend, when you watch the Ten Commandments, you can look at Charlton Heston and... well..." Me: (very quietly) "Hottie..."[ READ MORE ]
I heard that 17 awesome acoustic BYU bands will be playing Saturday at the Covey Center, for only 5 dollars a ticket[ READ MORE ]
Me to people trying to start political debates on here:If you wish to demonstrate your abilities to un-think, please...take it elsewhere. Your incessant desires to stir the masses with your support of discussing hot topics are interefering with my need to be entertained by the goings on at BYU.-Ross[ READ MORE ]
No way! Sarah Palin wouldn't say that! -- some girl at the cannon center[ READ MORE ]
A very passionate guy in the JKB:"That's SO not true! That's bullcrap, that's BULLCRAP! Jesus had a TON of money!"[ READ MORE ]
Student: "Popular fiction. Read any science fiction lately?"Professor: "Noooo ... but I know it's out there."[ READ MORE ]
BoM Prof: "I was at the welfare ranch ... and the cowboy got real angry and shoved meinto the passenger seat. I was a new member! they should have been giving me cookies or something!"[ READ MORE ]
