Archive for March 25th, 2010

Joseph H. Hernandez

while leaving the lecture by Gen. Petreaus
girl: "hey thanks for invitng me to this"
guy: "yeah I figured you would like this since you watch that news stuff"
girl: "oh I don't watch the news"
guy: "but you are informed and into this"
girl: "no, I just talk to my aunt mary. She knows who General Petreaus is&quot[ READ MORE ]

Sara Sorenson Woolstenhulme

Wife: (referring to something that the husband carried back from the microwave, set down quickly, then waved his hands through the air)
Is it really that hot? Are you really that hot?
Husband: You bet[ READ MORE ]

Steph Tardiff

MM Bio 240 TA desribing Hox " Its what makes a head a butt, if you didn’t have this you would have a lot of butt. This explains j-lo’s problem. &quot[ READ MORE ]

Leigh Bergin

*Waiting in the enormous line for General Petraeus while the ROTC was marching by*
Girl 1: They all look the same.
Girl 2: Yeah...
Girl 1: Like Hitler!
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Meaghan Edgerly

"I'd rather see sexy ankles than a basson player!"
-Art History Professor[ READ MORE ]

Sarah Beale

In the bookstore: You're gonna lose your status as a tax man if you do something honest[ READ MORE ]

Sarah Beale

Professor: Don't fall asleep!
Student: I'm not.
Professor: Why[ READ MORE ]

Tessa Peterson

Physical Science TA: I have pre-mission girlfriends who have two kids now[ READ MORE ]

Shelley Denison

"Wait, what's overheard?" The kid sitting next to me when I opened this[ READ MORE ]

Keyla Rodriguez

some girl in the wilk came up to my friend and I and she was trying to sell us a salon package and she says, "we're having an end of the year sale and right now this package is over 90% off! Who does that right? This package is usually $265 and I'm offering it to you for $45"... lol[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward