Archive for March 25th, 2010
Boy: "I know what I am going to do: Go live in Africa and find an Indian tribe."Silence for a little whileGirl: "How are you going to find an Indian tribe in Africa?"[ READ MORE ]
Talking about dating:Girl 1: Yeah, sometimes there's just not chemistry.Girl 2: And you would know all about that because you're a chemistry major! Tell me, what happens when you put 2 things together that you're not supposed to mix.Girl 1: Well, either nothing happens, or it explodes![ READ MORE ]
two guys talking about married life Guy 1: So dude, how is married life?Guy 2: Is so good, she packs my lunchbox everyday.Guy 1: Woh, now thats the life.Guy 2: Yeah man, I really like it[ READ MORE ]
Guys in the library:Guy 1: "Dude! I'm going on a date this weekend with a girl form my ward! She's a total babe! She's like an angel. She's perfect in every way"Guy 2: "Sweet! How old is she?"Guy 1: "I don't know that actually."Guy 2: "Sounds like a match made in heavn!"[ READ MORE ]
Girl behind me in physics class: "You know, it's like when Hagrid is gone and Professor Grubbly-Plank replaces him. Everyone knows she is a good teacher, but she's not the same as Hagrid! ((referring to our Professor Bergeson being gone and having Dr. Spencer, the department head, as our sub.)"[ READ MORE ]
girl 1: you know what the best thing is the whole world is? THE WEEKEND!girl 2: you know what it's not? the weekend[ READ MORE ]
The whitest guy I've ever seen on the phone in the HBLL: "According the United States of America, I'm no longer welcome in this country!"[ READ MORE ]
Girl: Okay, so I'll admit, we were making out... We told everybody we weren't, but we were...Her roommate: And whose pants were you wearing?![ READ MORE ]
in the HBLL boy comes in and asks girl "have you taken your drugs today?"[ READ MORE ]
Old lady in the 3rd floor bathroom in the Wilk talking to a group of other old ladies:Men have unbelivable bladders! They can hold it forever! Women just aren't like that! "Never pass up a bathroom" that's what my mother taught me![ READ MORE ]
