Archive for March 24th, 2010

Trevor Wylie

"....there's like 80% haitians, so I'll be able to speak to them, 15% hispanics, so I'll be able to speak to them, and 20% everything else........." Kid refering to his mission call to Southern Florida. His math is a bit off, but still exciting[ READ MORE ]

Lauren Rawe

guy yelling outside a helaman halls dorm: "HEY! Who is single and ready to mingle!?!
girl yelling from her third story window: "I AM!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Charles Lambert

I heard Jack Johnson is going to Guitars Unplugged[ READ MORE ]

Brad Larsen

In EXSC 320 with Dr. Draper: If they're a Ute then damn them to hell[ READ MORE ]

Chelsea Gibbs

"it's too sunny to listen to evanescence today&quot[ READ MORE ]

Katie Golding

Two boys having a heated conversation in the bookstore. "It's not like you ever say, 'Hey! I have Ketchup! I'm going to make a balogna sandwich!'"

True, I guess[ READ MORE ]

Pono Santos

two boys quizzing eachother for a french test in the lib.
Boy 1: "se raser"
Boy 2: "to scrape one's face with a knife.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kim Matheson

In the library, while studying:

Guy: "Dude! You know what Sudafed reminds me of? Those red hots you would get in elementary school."

Later in the conversation:

Girl: "I totally want to set her up with John. Don't you think that would be perfect? He was talking about goat cheese, how much he loves goat cheese, and I was li[ READ MORE ]

Michelle Snow

one girl talking to the other in the bookstore "don't worry about her though, she knows ASL and so she can help all the blind orphan kids in Chile.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Brian Delmege

lol ok so this wasn't overheard, but it a classwide email I thought was hilarious, considering this a 100 level, Gen.Ed. class.

Hey guys,
Sorry to bother you. My wife really needed my help with our baby today, it was last minute and I missed class.
Is there someone out there who wouldn't mind sharing their notes from today's class with me?
Thanks so much![ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward