Archive for March 24th, 2010
One of my professors: "The number 3 is very important in our culture. 3 members of the First Presidency, after 3 dates we have a DTR, you could have 3 wives..."[ READ MORE ]
Girl A hugs Girl B. Girl A: Heeeey! Ohhhh, I just totally squished you into my hair!!![ READ MORE ]
Two girls looking at a picture:Girl 1: Oh my gosh, he is so hott!Girl 2: I know, right? Too bad he is engaged. And that he's my cousin[ READ MORE ]
G: "Thank goodness for toliet inspiration!!!"[ READ MORE ]
in a discusion concerning how when we make a firm commitment is when we get tempted the most.Friend 1: Now we know how priests feel! "I've taken a vow of celibacy and now all these little boys show up!"Friend 2: Oh, some of those priests hardly touched those boys![ READ MORE ]
Religion professor after reading through Brigham Young's (if you know Brigham Young you know it was STRONG and involved a lot of 'you're going to hell') reaction to the apostates claiming that Joseph Smith was a fallen prophet: Now, Brigham, tell us how you REALLY feel[ READ MORE ]
2 boys and a girl are sitting outside the JFSB.Boy 1: (to girl) You're older, right?Girl: Yeah.Boy 2: Yeah, what year did you graduate, again?Girl: '08.Boy 1: Yeah, you're old[ READ MORE ]
A girl tosses a baseball to a boy and yells, "This is like wii baseball!"Shouldn't it be the other way around[ READ MORE ]
3 guys in the terrace in the Wilk:Guy 1: So I made a black friend today!Guy 2: Oh really? Sweet! I love black friends!Guy 3: I used to have a black friend in high school.Guy 1: Yeah, I had a couple myself. Black people are awesome.Guy 2: Amen to that![ READ MORE ]
little kid on campus: "Army man!, I just saw and army man!" about me, who is definately an Army girl...haha, made my day...well sort of[ READ MORE ]
