Archive for March 23rd, 2010
After trying to explain to my roommate what a celibate is without saying the word 'sex', she said "We're so Mormon!"[ READ MORE ]
"Youd be surprised how quickly ya learn when youre in deep trouble" -Captain James Lovell[ READ MORE ]
guy on his phone: "I do what every guy does-show my junk and beat people up"[ READ MORE ]
the closing prayer after the forum with Captain Lovell, "And please bless Captain Lovell that he may journey home safely..."oh the irony[ READ MORE ]
"What? No sopranos want to flirt?"[ READ MORE ]
in the physics study room a bunch of us found out that one had just got engaged so we cheered and i said "there still hope for us yet!". so another dude responds "Actually no cause now there is one less girl that would ever consider dating a physics major.." :( upon which we all lost hope[ READ MORE ]
Said by girl waiting for class to start, "Oh man, I really hope Chad will give me a lap dance today"[ READ MORE ]
"All he said when he broke up with me was 'I don't have time to date you right now'"[ READ MORE ]
overheard at stake conferenceguy 1: "i think i know that girl in the red coat."guy 2: "no, she just looks like every other blonde girl you've dated at byu."[ READ MORE ]
