Archive for March 23rd, 2010
Prof: Speaking of which, I don't see enough of you at devotional. [glares at class]Student, under his breath: I'm a sneaky ninja. You won't *ever* see me[ READ MORE ]
In German class: Guy: It's a verb party at the end. Or maybe a verb date, since there's only two of them. Girl: Well, that depends...they're paired off, but is it planned and paid for[ READ MORE ]
"Man... that girl is built like a sister missionary..."[ READ MORE ]
In French class: Girl: I don't know what my educational future holds. I was going to be here for four years, but now as I am getting married it will probably take 6. Me: Why would it seriously take that long? Girl: I am going to have a honeymoon baby and will need to go part time.Me: [Gulp and turn away[ READ MORE ]
Poly sci professor: Does anybody know where Al Gore is from?Student: Hell[ READ MORE ]
Media Law Professor: (He said something like this)"You're all sex deprived here at BYU. It's part of being a good, LDS kid who follows the honor code. You want to grab the girls, and girls, you want to grab guys. Ballroom dance allows a socially acceptable way to do this!"[ READ MORE ]
Overheard in Old Testament:Professor: Captain James Lovell from Apollo 13 is speaking at today's forum.Student: Is that the one who played Tom Hanks?I'd qualify that as failing successfully . . [ READ MORE ]
A couple was sitting on a bench outside intermittently making out and chatting. The most amusing part of their conversation went like this: Girl: Wait...what year did you graduate in again?Guy: '99Girl: *slight pause* So you're 9 years older than me? Wow...I always forget how old you RMs are...And then the couple goes [ READ MORE ]
girl: my body hates this. I should have brought a sandwichguy: that's what she said[ READ MORE ]
A girl walking to class:"I had s dream last night that I got tasered, only it felt good! It felt like a massage over my entire body. Now I kind of want to be tasered!"[ READ MORE ]
