Archive for March 23rd, 2010
"I figured I needed extra credit for the Judgment." - BYU religion professor picking up litter on his way to his car when I was talking to him :)[ READ MORE ]
guy friend to my roommate: You are so out of my league. Wait I mean frienship league. Well... dating league too[ READ MORE ]
guy: I liked "The Illusionist" better than "The Prestige."girl: You're so Canadian[ READ MORE ]
girl talking on the phone: "Hey, I'm totally dating someone. And guess what... HE'S BLACK!"[ READ MORE ]
Friend:I've never met anyone with AIDS....but I'm not from Vegas.Me (from Vegas): What is that suppose to mean?!Friend: Well, don't most people in Vegas have [ READ MORE ]
Dude - he's 20 and at BYU? What's wrong with him?(not directed towards me, although it's true)[ READ MORE ]
Don't talk with your mouth open![ READ MORE ]
girl on phone "my mom said she kissed 58 guys before she got married... of course we don't tell him that" oh wow[ READ MORE ]
In French class: Girl: I don't know what my educational future holds. I was going to be here for four years, but now as I am getting married it will probably take 6. Me: Why would it seriously take that long? Girl: I am going to have a honeymoon baby and will need to go part time.Me: [Gulp and turn away[ READ MORE ]
Sitting in the Cougareat, listening to a squeamish girl describe her experiences with animal dissection on the phone:"So I tell myself, they're not gross, they're just chemicals. Lovely chemicals!! And it's not a real animal, it's.... a stuffed animal. And I'm cutting the stuffed animal open to find all the lovely surprises inside."[ READ MORE ]
