Archive for March 23rd, 2010

Alisa Telford

A girl to a group of her friends... "Did you just call me perpetually single?!? That does NOT deserve a high five!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Katie Freeman

Guy walking away from the testing center talking on his cell phone:

"Yeah so I picked all B's thinking 'You know, there's gotta be some B's'... I got a zero percent....&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jess Gamez

Girl to her guy friend "My boobs just really want to party today" pauses, then looks over at the guy "don't look at them". He laughs awkward, says "ok" and they keep walking[ READ MORE ]

Natasha Butler

Teacher in Film Class "So pretty much Snow White was a PANSY!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Becci Walsh

My NT teacher in refrence to the Jews trying to
trick Jesus: "When you start playing theological ping pong with the
Jehovah - you better watch out.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jessica Jones

Biology Professor said: "today we are gonig to talk about sex! "
Students start clapping vigorously[ READ MORE ]

Dylan Jensen

Campus Cop: "If I catch anyone with pot I will confiscate it, and I will smoke it." True story[ READ MORE ]

Abbey Williams

3 girls walking into the creamery
Girl 1: You can't drink, we're Mormon. And even if you wanted to, you're not old enough. And we're not going to Wyoming.
Girl 2: Wyoming?
Girl 1: .....or Germany.
Girl 3: I have my ways[ READ MORE ]

Allyn Harker

Brother Jerry Perkins in Doctrine and covenants, narrating our prayers: "Help me not to link myself eternally with a doofus that drags me to hell!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Claire Zebrowski

girl on the phone: "wow! you got it vertical? why can't you do that when i'm home?!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward