Archive for March 22nd, 2010
Food is a not necessity, it is a universal! The nothing box is a nothing box. You break up with that girl in the box and then you pick up another box![ READ MORE ]
Guy: "Making out with random people is like the Mormon equivalent of sleeping around."Girl: "You just called me a skank!"[ READ MORE ]
Walking toward the JKB I see a male wearing shorts and leggings as I walk past I hear another male muttering under his breath "I swear this school gets fruitier everyday"[ READ MORE ]
geology class today studying plate tectonics. "see, australia and antarctica are spooning down there"[ READ MORE ]
roommate1 - "Have you seen Man on Fire?"roommate2 - "Heh, hahahaha."roommate 1 - "... The movie?"roommate 2 - "Oh. No, nevermind."[ READ MORE ]
Girl: You've never dated a wardie?Guy: No.. unless the trek fling countsGirl 1: What's a trek fling...Girl 2: it means he hooked up with someone in his wardGirl 1: REALLY?Guy: Yeah you know.. on the pioneer trek..you guys didnt do that? It's nature.. so natural[ READ MORE ]
Really loud conversation in the H-FAC: "I'm not anti-marriage, I'm anti 18-year-old impregnigation." (Yes, I know that's not a real word.)[ READ MORE ]
Nutty Biology Professor + Reproduction Lecture = Very Awkward[ READ MORE ]
Girl in the creamery checkout line to another: "I promise I'm not stalking you; this is all just coincidence!"[ READ MORE ]
"AH FLIP! ...Oh man I am so mormon..."[ READ MORE ]