Archive for March 22nd, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73m[ READ MORE ]
In HBLL 3rd Floor, sofa chairs:Guy 1: Hey man how was the..?Guy 2(interrupts): Raped. Guy1: Aw.. rough. Sorry. Guy2: It's okay I'll live... but the feeling of failure sucks. Guy3: We are talking about a test aren't we?Guy1: I thought so... aren't we[ READ MORE ]
"No I'm not going to put my finger in your donut."[ READ MORE ]
Religion Professor: "Do you remember that when Jesus was born, the angels just wouldn't shut up!" He totally didn't mean it in a rude way at all (he was talking about how there were all these heavenly manifestations at the Kirtland Temple because it was the first temple of our dispensation) ... but it was just so hilar[ READ MORE ]
"American Pie" was playing from a window in Heritage Halls as I walked to class. Two hours later, as I walked past the same building, the same song was playing[ READ MORE ]
Every time I see JKB I think KGB. Is that weird? Hmm... it does say KGB in the Bible (Dictionary...)[ READ MORE ]
on a Wyview window: "I love the boys of Apt. N! I will wait for them on their missions! ♥"[ READ MORE ]
girl talking on the phone (perhaps about donating plasma?)"No Mom, I will not look like a drug addict!"[ READ MORE ]
Not overheard, but observed: Today I observed a man wearing two, matching bluetooth headsets. One was on each ear[ READ MORE ]
In the middle of the Wilk atriumGuy 1: Hey how was your trip to idaho??Guy 2: It was great! I didn't even hook up!Guy 1: you didn't??? (Starts yelling and standing up) YOU MADE OUT WITH A COW AND NOW HAVE WHAT?????Guy 2: NO NO NOGuy 1: No they call those S...T....(sits down awkwardly realizing he's yelling)[ READ MORE ]