Archive for March 22nd, 2010

Audrey Heaton

While watching a clip from Ferris Bueller--
Professor: We're not watching this to watch Ferris and Sloane kiss... unless you need pointers for your next date[ READ MORE ]

Haley Noelle Christensen

I'm surprised more quotes from today's lesson aren't up here yet....

Dr. Nelson: "Why sex?"
Student: "It's what they did before television.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Alexa Noelle Ramsey

"we just made a secret combination!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Carissa Lewis ت

girl one: did you just walk around the table?
girl two: um... yeah, I needed the exercise[ READ MORE ]

Megan Kate Nichols

At Saturday's men's volleyball game against USC, a fan yelled this to USC's #7 while he was serving:
"Hey #7! Is that your IQ or your dress size?!"
We got the point [ READ MORE ]

Becka Wiser

girl to friend: "I'm jolly...like unto a hobbitt.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Adrienne Fly

Basement of the JFSB woman on a phone: It had better be a baby or this morning sickness has been in vain[ READ MORE ]

Stephanie Michelle Robinson

Two guys sitting behind me in mission prep and looking at the headlines of today's newspaper: "Are you SERIOUS!?!?"
"I know. I'm just glad I'll be out of the country for the next two years."
"Then you'll come back and everything will be worse...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Lauren Rawe

girls walking to stake conference

girl 1: *calls out ahead* hey jenna!
girl 2: what!?! where's jimmer!? HE IS IN OUR STAKE?
girl 1: JIMMER IS HERE? WHERE? I LOVE HIM!!!
girl 2: uh you said you saw him
girl 1: oh no i said jenna. thanks for getting my hopes up
girl 2: hey, you said it not me.
girl 1: by the way, jimmer and i..[ READ MORE ]

Chantel Ruby Laser

At FHE: "I hate it when people put kissing pictures on their wedding announcements. I mean, the last thing I want to see when I go to the fridge is people kissing.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward