Archive for March 20th, 2010

Leeland Woodard

In a math review: student "you're funny"
TA "thanks.....you have a sister?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jacob Knudsen

friend- "You feeling ultimate?"
me- "Oh yeah.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Maxabillion J Davis

me: so lets assume i have an orthogonal matrix... what do i do with it?
professor: make your computer generated cow fly through the air[ READ MORE ]

Ben Christensen

Nicole is one of those people when if life gives you lemons, she squirts them at other people[ READ MORE ]

Tara Whitney

3 guys on the bus: "I would not mess with a woman who had 12 kids.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Hilary Peterson

In the Cannon center lobby: Elijah and Elias were very sarcastic[ READ MORE ]

Rylee Carling

"I haven't seen you this excited since they served spaghetti in the Cannon Center!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Alysa Davis

"I liked overhead until the same annoying people kept commenting over and over. Its ruined for me now." (girl near my work)
....not trying to be mean but I think some people could stand to comment less... Please. Especially when it is not relevant or your just saying something about yourself[ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

American literature professor: "Let me just strike a blow for the common man or common woman here. If your group gives you questions three, four and five to prepare, don’t show up and say you were too busy to do it. That is like the cardinal sin of study groups, for which you should be flagellated in the public square.&quot[ READ MORE ]

David Burchfield

On the 832 bus leaving Wyview Park: So...if the adjective that describes the Bible is "biblical," what adjective describes the Book of Mormon?...maybe Mormonical[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward