Archive for March 20th, 2010
heard while watching a basketball game "they just Jimmered the gophers" Haha Didn't know Jimmer's name was a verb![ READ MORE ]
"The zombies are protecting the humans from the other zombies. But..."[ READ MORE ]
"What? No. That's a baguette. I wanted French bread."[ READ MORE ]
Girl on the phone, "He hasn't even been home for two weeks and he has had two dates"[ READ MORE ]
As the men's chorus comes out on stage in their identical suits:"Mr. Anderson..."[ READ MORE ]
".. apparently It's called floating...I don't know what it is though..."[ READ MORE ]
For someone who writes on his info that he thinks everyone should "be happy with their own decisions and not bring us down," Ronnie, you sure need to take your own advice...Everyone just report him to facebook[ READ MORE ]
"So wait, I have a question: So did your cat die in Montana and then they just drove down with a dead cat?!"[ READ MORE ]
a guy to another guy: "the relief society told us not to ask any of the girls out this weekend because they're having a girl night. so we were like ok then we're having a man night!...and that's how it all started..."[ READ MORE ]
Professor Kearl in Econ 110: "The good samaritan was producing positive externalities, economics can explain everything in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John... except for the Atonement."[ READ MORE ]
