Archive for March 19th, 2010

Kelsi Jane Follett

*Several Helaman Halls girls to a guy who supposedly made out with two different girls within a week* "Your Whoredoms are an Abomination to BYU!! >:O&quot[ READ MORE ]

Devin Stoker

Old lady on a date with her husband during Acappella Jam: "I just wish that dumb MC would SHUTUP! This thing was supposed to end at 9!"
It was really hard to keep back the laughter[ READ MORE ]

Ben Christensen

Nothing can ever compare, it's like the first time doing meth or something[ READ MORE ]

Ben Christensen

Let them eat funfetti; and on the seventh day he rested[ READ MORE ]

Kristin Fortenberry

Girl 1: My brothers is the longest
Girl 2: YA! His is the longest i've ever seen!!![ READ MORE ]

Katri Nicole Hakes

Heard in the Wilk: I want a hickie from Jimmer![ READ MORE ]

Sam Tillman

In front of the Neuroscience Club tent on Brigham Square: "Yeah, so we're having Brain Awareness week. We're helping people be aware of their brains...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Raquel Cervantes

Walking by me in the hall, random weirdy says to me, "That's right mom! You can't hustle a hustler!"... needless to say I just kept on walking, faster[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward