Archive for March 19th, 2010
My world religions teacher: " These are Mughals not to be confused with Muggles Most people are muggles, You're are muggles, I'm not. But then again, maybe one of you is not too."[ READ MORE ]
girl 1: i really don't have any desire to go inside the white house.girl 2: i do. i wanna kick the president in the nuts . . [ READ MORE ]
More from Latin 102 (from previous days, been meaning to post these for a while now):"Oh Latin, you sly dog.""What kind of condition is it?" "...conditional...?""Yeah, when I'm the cool one in the class, you know you're in trouble..." (Talking about another of his Classics classes)(talking about how there seems to be [ READ MORE ]
[listing some topics i'm guessing for a class assignment]Guy 1: "sex, sex experience..." (or something like that)Guy 2: "dude can you say gender?"[ READ MORE ]
In Syntax class studying Idioms: The cat can come out of the bag, but the cat can't come out of the closet[ READ MORE ]
Guy walking into the library on his phone: "Yeah, my wife already named our baby. I think I'm just gonna wait till the baby blessing and then change it to 'Poseidon' while I'm up there."[ READ MORE ]
i just saw this status:"Sitting at the park with my boyfriend!! =)"(sent from facebook for mobile)wow. is her boyfriend really that amazing to the point where she couldnt resist pulling out her phone to let all of her friends know this? haha[ READ MORE ]
"[in overly-dramatic voice] cuz every time we touch, i get this feeling~~""Um...I think that may be too inappropriate for BYU campus..."[ READ MORE ]
"Hey, just because your dating somebody doesn't mean you shouldn't keep your options open!"[ READ MORE ]
mmm so sexy :) http://www.e-castig.com/index.php?r=MWii[ READ MORE ]