Archive for March 19th, 2010
I don't normally post this much but.. I'm in the mood..my other roommate: "I'm destroying peoples' hopes and dreams left and right."[ READ MORE ]
A math teacher wonders aloud if he made a mistake while solving a problem.Student in the front row: "you're good."Teacher: "I know I'm good. I have a temple recommend to prove that."[ READ MORE ]
It's okay that I don't have make-up on and that my hair looks like crap, because I have that temple glow on me![ READ MORE ]
as a guy gets up from a table in the library he turns to the other girl sitting at the table and says "you didn't scare me off, it's too bright to see the computer screen." I love how we have to explain ourselves[ READ MORE ]
Boy in my Chaucer class: "I have no interest in reading any book that's true."[ READ MORE ]
Girl talking on phone - "I'm pretty sure she's definitely most likely getting married this summer"[ READ MORE ]
my roommate: "I finally found my gauchos (after over a month of being lost)."me: "where were they?"her: "in my bin underneath all my books. if I actually read my textbooks I would've found them a long time ago..."[ READ MORE ]
classic civ professor: "she's a woman: she had to die!"[ READ MORE ]
Student: [asks the teacher a question]Teacher: "Are you crazy??? Is the Pope a Mormon???Another Student: "Not yet!"[ READ MORE ]
Teacher: "What are the aims of a BYU education?"Student: "Um...they're what BYU wants to do to you while you're here...oh that came out wrong!"[ READ MORE ]
