Archive for March 19th, 2010
In my lab today:Girl 1: "Hey! How's it going?"Girl 2: "My pants wouldn't button up this morning..."Girl 1: "Awwwwwwwwwww" (sympathetically)[ READ MORE ]
A girl runS into a guyGIRL: hey (name) how r u???GUY: I have been told that i am SO PRETTY GOOD!![ READ MORE ]
Professor: (Referring to a crazy old man ward member of hers that always makes weird crazy comments when she teaches Sunday school in her home ward)- "This guys is really old, he's in his 90's, he should just go!"[ READ MORE ]
"So from a logical point of view, marry a woman uglier than you." - Men's Chorus :)[ READ MORE ]
From an anatomy lab TA: "Remember when I would say every morning, 'Did you think to spray?'" oh how spraying rests the weary[ READ MORE ]
Friends talking: Derek: yeah I can't go on you tube anymore tell them why BrianBrian: he put a porn block on his computerDerek: yeah the settings are a little strictBrian: tell them what's the passwordDerek: "Don't sin"[ READ MORE ]
"At least he had the testicular fortitude to tell you he was giving you the wrong idea."[ READ MORE ]
He won Michael Bublé tickets, a TV, ...and POPCORN! (she was most excited about the popcorn)[ READ MORE ]
" This is not your baby!!"[ READ MORE ]
This will probably only be funny for me because I'm laughing still right now. I just finished eating a bunch of peas. I leaned the empty pan toward my roommate and said, "want some?" she said back, "no!" "why?" "I'm not going to have you REGURGITATE them for me!!!!"and then I proceed to laugh hysterically and she says,[ READ MORE ]
