Archive for March 18th, 2010
Girl 1: She's actually not a small woman.Girl 2: Really? I thought she was pretty small.Girl 1: She's super toned though.Girl 2: Julie Beck?Girl 1: No, Beyonce![ READ MORE ]
Two boys walking..."dude. Last night I dreamed about me and this girl and we...ya know." Uncontrollable laughter, then sudden seriousness. "Are you held accountable for your dreams?"[ READ MORE ]
passing a couple walking towards me on campus-girl: "you have to remember"guy: "no i don't know what you're talking about"girl: (glancing at me and raising her voice) "yes you do. it was the pink one. with leopards on it"guy: (lowering his voice) "no, i don't think..."girl: (yelling now) "the pink leopard speedo i boug[ READ MORE ]
"it would be so cool if you were jaywalking, and you got maced."[ READ MORE ]
"wait a second, do guys have to find their chi to give a priesthood blessing?"[ READ MORE ]
