Archive for March 18th, 2010

Alexander Väinämöinen Poulsen

"If he doesn't make this free throw, its spirit prison for him!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Casey AweXome Payne

American Heritage T.A.: "Alexander Hamilton wrote the Federalist Papers under the penname PUBE-lius." (it's just PUblius)[ READ MORE ]

Allison Basile

In Human Development courtesy of Dr. Robinson:
"You can drive up to rock canyon, take your shoes off, stand on the hood of your car, yell the word damn at the top of your lungs and hear the echoes, and you'll still be miserable.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Shayla Johnson

"I usually poop once a day . . . twice if Cafe Rio is involved.&quot[ READ MORE ]

David Sterling Beck

Guy to his friend: "Having a girlfriend is like having a full time job..... Except that you pay instead of getting paid... But at least you get to make out more than you do at work.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Michael Kim

Guy after the B-ball game in the Wilk: "What do call a gator? CAT FOOD!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ally Cuneo

In the HFAC:
Girl 1: So I was totally gonna break up with him and I get home yesterday and theres a bouquet of flowers!
Girl 2: Oh man, you think he's gonna propose?
Girl 1: No, I dont think he'll propose...but now I got flowers and Im gonna have to break his heart![ READ MORE ]

Karina Gibson

girl hanging on to a guy as he climbs the RB
stairs: "Hey, you're the Holy Ghost! Lead me on!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Emily Farris

Both of these quotes come from my favorite religion teacher EVER!!

This (meaning the world) is Heavenly Father’s kingdom producing factory

’It must not have been right’… do you know how many times I’ve heard that? I don’t have any throw up left!!!![ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

Religion professor walking down the hall toward another professor: "I had a witness that the Church is true today! BYU won in double overtime!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward