Archive for March 18th, 2010
We were in class and the professor couldn't get the video to work right...it looked like crap. He said, "Hmm, we just must have a dirty video here" everyone bursts out laughing[ READ MORE ]
today in the Wilk during the basketball game:GIRL 1: What's everyone watching?GIRL 2: Oh, the super bowl is on![ READ MORE ]
My Biology Teacher: You can't fit a a left handed penis inside a right handed vagina[ READ MORE ]
Girl on the phone: "well, my other roommate broke up wither HER boyfriend now, so there's only one couple left in our apartment. They are DOOMED!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy on cell phone outside JFSB (I could only hear one side of the conversation...)"Dude! She totally dumped me!...........I know, she's like, really mean.........I know you told me that but she's just soooooo pretty!............"[ READ MORE ]
Me to another girl: "So what can you do with your major?" Girl: "Um, I don't know."Me: "You don't know? You're a junior..."[ READ MORE ]
"It was like Monte Python on Robin Hood crack."[ READ MORE ]
two girls talking "I talked to your boyfriend today and he told me he is going to break up with you because he doesn't like your toes." "What?" "I know, I totally slapped him and pinched him 10 times because he wasn't wearing green today." It being St. Patrick's day) "Good." 1st girl asks guy walking with them "Do you [ READ MORE ]
"We don't call it ward prayer... It's ward stare."[ READ MORE ]
One of my friends: "It makes my butt make a sour face..."[ READ MORE ]
