Archive for March 17th, 2010
"I was so distracted by the spelling and grammatical errors that I couldn't focus on the test... I will volunt-- no, I will get paid to proofread his tests for him."[ READ MORE ]
Walking into the Tanner Building, a girl says this to a guy she is with,"Just tell them you are wearing women's underwear"[ READ MORE ]
On campus with my friend haha,(Friend) "Did you see the look on that kids face?"(Me) "Uh I don't know, which one?"(Friend) "The one in the green shirt"[ READ MORE ]
Professor: "Happy Birthday! Here, we have a pencil for you!"[ READ MORE ]
Subway worker: What can I get for you?Customer: A wife[ READ MORE ]
Professor quoting a nerdy music teacher he had in college: "'So I was making out with my wife last night...' and all of us in the class were thinking TMI! TMI!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor: "So let's say Taylre is there and we turn Danny on. Let me rephrase that. Taylre is there and Danny is a diathermy and I turn him on... Let me rephrase that..."[ READ MORE ]
Dr i,Family Finance Class:"...start investing. You could be changed <pause><thinks about what he just said> ... <breaks into song> FOR THE BETTER! ... ... ... Don't be Wicked.""I had a dream where someone I knew had died and then came back and told me 'you can't take it with you' and I was like 'WHAAAAAT??!??'""How man[ READ MORE ]
Passing a boy on campus declaring: "Dude, one of my favorite things in the whole world is running my fingers through my hair during class."[ READ MORE ]
In Astronomy class: Professor: "What's that four letter F word? Oh yeah! FLUX!"[ READ MORE ]
