Archive for March 17th, 2010

Melissa Tenneson

In physiology. Student: "Why do we yawn?" Professor: "Well, I have heard that yawning is the most primal mating call. That is why people yawn back.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Mikyn Rehder

girl on phone: it was sad he had a tumor. wait not a tumor... what do you call it? a cyst...? Ooooh! an ulcer![ READ MORE ]

Amy Mae Stephenson

Orchestra Director: "String players don't need to breathe.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Michael Hermansen

one guy sits down next to another and then the one that was sitting down says to the other "Dude i have texted you more today than the girl i like!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Stephanie Stacey

guy: You have no idea how long I have been waiting for march madness to start!
girl: I've been waiting for something too...
guy: marriage?

me: hahahahaha![ READ MORE ]

Alexis Lupton

this guy in one of my classes: yeah i had to shave my beard, my teacher was taking off points for it[ READ MORE ]

Sierra Horst

Older Professor Pope talking about Professor Pope in Am. Heritage: "I thought he'd grow up to be a handsome normal sized person.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Becci Walsh

My NT teacher in refrence to the Jews trying to trick Jesus:
"When you start playing theological ping pong with the Jehovah - you better watch out.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Sarah Beale

One of the C2G guys standing in front of the JFSB: "We have tootsie rolls! Or in Spanish, rolls de tootsie!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Candice Thomas

British girl
in my class: I bet the irish would be ashamed if they saw what goes on
here.
Boy: Why, cuz we have no beer?
British gril: No. Do you even know
who St Patrick was? No you dont, do you.
Other boy: Well he invented
lucky charms[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward