Archive for March 17th, 2010

Emma Tan

I WANT TO SEE YOU FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER!!!!

~ my amazingly awesome dance teacher talking about the samba :)[ READ MORE ]

Kelly Russell

Girl in a Freshman residence hall: "If I owed you a chocolate-covered cinnamon bear for every time we kissed, I'd owe you like 300 of them!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Taylor Smith

A duck near the Brimhall Building: "Quack, quack quack.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Andy Smith

A guy checking his score coming out of the testing center, just before closing: "Aw, shiz..&quot[ READ MORE ]

Robert Laycock

A couple making cookies together...
Girl: Is my face all floury?
Guy: You look like a crackhead[ READ MORE ]

Corey Austin

Two guys squabbling at the score-viewing room at the exit to the testing center.
1: Come on! I beat you! You have to!
2: This is stupid! It said I did a "Great Job!"
1: It doesn't matter! I won!
2: By a point!!!
1 *Crosses arms and stares.*
2 *Pulls McDonalds employee hat out and puts it on. Walks shamefully out the door.*[ READ MORE ]

Kelsey Fraser

Brother Moore talking about preaching the Gospel in the Spirit World:
"Knock, Knock. Hi, we're missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Spirit Day Saints!"
"It's the Mormons! This isn't heaven.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Allison Burnett

Teacher walking across the quad with a student: "That's the reason I put quiz drops in the grade. Sometimes people just have an insatiable need to get on a big boat to Mexico.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Caitlin Clark

"I would so much rather have a baby than a husband&quot[ READ MORE ]

Lindsay Bragg

Guy: I love St. Patrick's Day because green makes my eye's pop[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward