Archive for March 16th, 2010
Professor Reese: "The great longhorn in the sky can only tell you one thing at a time. You already know the standard deviation... Don't get greedy!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy in class:"Does the Bible even site it's sources?"[ READ MORE ]
Girl in D&C class trying not to fail: Everyone just aim for a B!D&C Prof: hey now, there will be no terrestrial aimings here[ READ MORE ]
"What is the age span of your nine kids?""26 to 3""Wow, and all with the same wife, that's amazing."[ READ MORE ]
i didnt here the whole thing but this is what i did hear:"...and just a tank top. i have never seen anyone dressed so scantily clad in my entire life. Just because it was a nice day...."[ READ MORE ]
Just ask people “whats the crazieist thing you’ve heard about Mormons?” great missionary opportunity - Bro. Wright again[ READ MORE ]
Roommate 1: What's a good 'f' word for summer things? Like flip flops, frisbee.. what else?Roommate 2: Let's see, formaldehyde, frankfurters, feathers... fornication. Both Roommates: HAHAHAHA what summer fun!![ READ MORE ]
roommate deciding that she is going to purge friends off of facebook"well i am going to keep the people i like to stalk"[ READ MORE ]
Somebody might have already posted these but there's too many posts to go back and check for sure.Both from my humanities professor: "I'm Pocahontas, reincarnated!""In order for the Earth to be celestialized, she'll have to be married. Do you think she'll get together with Kolob?"[ READ MORE ]
today in a spanish class during translation problems: "the sentence could be... when my father arrives on time, then we eat dinner before we go to bed...or we could say, when my father arrives late, we eat dinner after we go to bed"[ READ MORE ]
