Archive for March 16th, 2010
"high-five for me for knowing what a nosegay is, but not a nation"[ READ MORE ]
Student 1: Have you ever played spoons?Prof: Not with a deck of cards!Student 2: Yah I like to make music by slapping spoons on my knees too.I don't think that's what the professor meant[ READ MORE ]
"I dress like a schmuck everyday, so when I need to look good, I look good."[ READ MORE ]
Eating lunch in the Wilk terrace I heard a long and sad explanation that ended with "And that is why we got divorced."[ READ MORE ]
"When the babysitter would come over, she bribed my siblings with ice cream, and me with cheese" um. what?"It's not like I was popular in high school, just everybody knew who I was."[ READ MORE ]
Professor Reese: "Bring my kids to the stats review as an FHE activity?!?! (immitatding kids reaction) 'Oh please can we dad?!?! Wish upon a star!'"[ READ MORE ]
Professor Reese:"How do you calculate sigma?" student:"carefully" Professor Reese: "Wow, everyone brought their 'A' game in the comedy department today!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor Reese: "When I meet someone, I don't automatically assume that they love me. That would be haughty. Not hottie, H-A-U-G-H-T-Y!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor Reese: "Have any of you girls out there sent a guy roses?"(girl raises her hand): "Yeah I have."Professor Reese: "Really?!?! How'd that work out for you?"girl: "Well..."Professor Reese: "Well let me put it this way, Are you married?"girl:" No but..."Professor Reese: "Well there you go."[ READ MORE ]
Professor Reese: "We took a sample of 30 NORA THE DESTROYER activity totes." (laughs from class) "You like that? We made it up!"[ READ MORE ]
