Archive for March 16th, 2010

Joe Winkler

"Oh... my heck. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be vulgar, I meant 'Oh, my hell'"

I love it :-)[ READ MORE ]

Adam Broud

Bio exam question: Using your phone to text or check e-mail during class is A.) rude B.)selfish C.)demonstrates a lack of respect D.)Is a sign of a serious addiction E.) Demonstrates a lack of self control F.)All of the above

Actually the options wen to H but I can't remember them all. The answer was all of the above so said the teacher before the exam[ READ MORE ]

Tiffany Nicole Jackman

"the Jazz lost, so I was pretty sad. But I heard a report that that's because the hotel they stayed at was haunted."

"I'm going to prove to you that there is nothing in my pocket...(turns pocket inside out)...do you want me to take my pants off?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tiffany Nicole Jackman

"The class average is lower than usual...but then every class has its own personality."

pretty sure with this one he was calling our class stupid[ READ MORE ]

Ellen Bryan

A professor asked her students to stand up and physically show her the emotions she named. After calling out "ecstacy" most students got a huge grin on their face and threw their hands up in the air. The professor then muttered "I'm teaching a class full of virigins" with a huge smile on her face[ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

During a discussion on Paradise Lost in British literature class (this was during fall semester 2008):

Professor: "Paradise Lost tells you the 'real' origins of every literary form—Satan originated the political speech." *professor starts laughing* "That sort of rings true at the end of a two-year presidential campaign, doesn’t it?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward