Archive for March 16th, 2010
regarding a calc 112 assignment "I am so sick of cardboard boxes."[ READ MORE ]
"Then we got her little brother to call this girl to ask her to the prom...well actually, I guess in Utah you have to do some sort of silly ritual."[ READ MORE ]
Talking about Jessica Biel "I would pay money... and worship Satan to look like her!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor G: "None of you in here are the father of my children, unless I am sadly mistaken"[ READ MORE ]
"so i just want to make out with her, but...."[ READ MORE ]
followed by: "hey you live in condo row, don't you? can you get me a copy of your ward list, because all the girls their are HOT!"[ READ MORE ]
2 guys cleaning the wilk terrace tonight. one guy announces that he now has a girlfriend, and the other won't believe him. guy 1 (with girlfriend): no, seriously you can ask anyone!guy 2: okay... but be honest......... does she weigh more than you?guy 1: no she probably weighs like 100 poundsguy 2: ...so does she only[ READ MORE ]
Oh and then my favorite, "dude, her dad served in Ireland, there's your in!"[ READ MORE ]
"What the hair?" Then..."Whose hair am I?&#[ READ MORE ]
Boy: *with disgust* "She tried to kiss me like two weeks before she went on her mission"Me in my head..."If I had a nickel for every time someone said that at BYU..."[ READ MORE ]
