Archive for March 15th, 2010
Yeah, dude, she'd be really cool if she were normal....now I even avoid pretending to wait for her after class[ READ MORE ]
one girl says to another: "it doesn't matter how gay he is, you shouldn't room with him!"[ READ MORE ]
2 guys talking:guy 1: "my girlfriend's bishop just told her ward to not make out, spoon, or cuddle"guy 2: "you gotta get her to move out of that ward man"[ READ MORE ]
Music professor: "It's amazing what happens when you use your lips." :) It is indeed[ READ MORE ]
During a bio lecture, one of the slides has a picture of Tiger Woods with his wife.Girl: "Too soon, too soon."[ READ MORE ]
"For an extra 5 dollars a month your wife can have a cell phone..." He didn't look convinced that it was worth the sacrifice[ READ MORE ]
Teacher: an example of esteem support is when Girls go together to the bathroom ... probably because of the intimidation that room brings.Girl in class: Yeah that's totally the reason.Teacher: They are also afraid that they'll miss out on the latest gossip if they don't goGirl in class: No, They usually go together so[ READ MORE ]
*talking about the nauvoo houseProfessor- "what do ladies do in the ladies parlour?... talk about men. What do men do in the mens parlour?"Student- "Drink Beer!"[ READ MORE ]
*in class, talking about the higher rate of depression in womenProfessor- "I think there is just something biologically wrong with women."[ READ MORE ]
in the TA lab for physics: " i can't! I have physics at 5:30. you know... physics, temple of the Lord... I gotta prioritize"[ READ MORE ]
