Archive for March 15th, 2010

Brooke Nelson

Boy with a bowl-cut and a missing tooth: BYU wasn't my first choice, Hogwarts was[ READ MORE ]

Jake Jensen

Two guys talking, one asks the other with a completely serious face, "Wasnt it Alma who fought the sheep?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Melissa

"the only thing that keeps me teaching past 5pm is your tithing money&quot[ READ MORE ]

Rebekah

"When they show the movie of your life in heaven i want to be there&quot[ READ MORE ]

Garrett Black

Professor talking about Freud in psychology: "After the anal stage there is the phallic stage. Whow knows what phallic means? (No one answers) Come on guys, I don't want to say it, I'm going to make you say it.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Josue Abarca

Girl to guy at the wilk: Let's take dance 285 together.
Guy to girl: No way! You're not single anymore. What do i get out of this[ READ MORE ]

Emily Crain

BOM: *Phone goes off during prayer* "It's ok, we thought we were being answered."

"Are you a pre-med student? And you're wearing your shirt about being a nerd? Exactly.."

"I'm on a tangent now, but it's a cool one."

"I just asked a question, and now he thinks I'm anti-Mormon!"

"So to answer your question in the most round-[ READ MORE ]

Emily Jacobsen

"if this turns you on.. Then you should major in accounting!" -Norm[ READ MORE ]

Wendy Duitsman

Walking behind two girls in the Wilk:
Girl 1: Oh just so you know, I'm pretty sure he's a boob guy....
Girl 2: Oh ok, so wear a low cut shirt, got it[ READ MORE ]

Jean Lee

while walking to get free hamburgers today, passed two boys: "Smells like wieners&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward