Archive for March 15th, 2010

Hannah Hosking

"the only thing that keeps me teaching past 5pm is your tithing money&quot[ READ MORE ]

Seth Jones

At the Wilk Terrace:Boy: Hey Baby.
Girl (as
she puts her computer away and starts to walk off): I'm not your baby.
I'm all grown up now, and I don't want to talk to you.
Boy: Hey! Come back. We can have a second DTR![ READ MORE ]

Alaena Daly

In the Marb:
Girl 1: Dude check out Jordan and that cute girl...how did he score a girl like that?!
Girl 2: How did he score a girl at all[ READ MORE ]

Lauren Marie Flores

Roommate 1: "Help yourself to my Samoas."
Roommate 2: oooh what kind are they[ READ MORE ]

Anna Guzzwell Jackson

Guy playing soccer with friends: "Pass it, you boy-loving crack dealer!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ricky Andreasen

Girls walking into the Wilk- "It was so nasty, like picture if some guy told you to just 'pull your pants down about five inches, pull your shirt up past your belly button, and just stand there so I can look at you.'&quot[ READ MORE ]

Bobbi Sue Padro

My professor talking about a crazy old man in her ward who always talks about useless stuff “I mean he’s in his 90’s. He should go!”[ READ MORE ]

Emily Crain

Outside the JFSB
"And it looked so cute on me! SO CUTE!!"

"I'm going wedding crashing tonight."

"Man, that test today was legit.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Devin Jackson

My friend and I were planning a group date:
Friend: We need to figure out the sleeping situation!
(Apparently he randomly saw a note that said "sleep in" and had said that, while he meant to say "driving situation")[ READ MORE ]

Craig Foster

Guy talking to a girl: "Yeah, there wasn't really anything there last year, but then she moved and she just called me a few weeks ago and was like, 'Hey, you're really hot, I wish I'd hung out with you more', now she's moving back and I think she want's to get married&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward