Archive for March 15th, 2010

Stephanie Willyerd

Speaking of a MFT professor "Does anyone besides me think it is a little weird he is seriously obsessed with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson? He knows every aspect of their marriage and their lives...its seriously disturbing!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Alex Kolkena

Two guys facebooking in a lab: "Check this out"..."whoa, who's
that?"..."my brother's wife"..."not bad"..."yep, she's a fox."..."does
she have a sister?"..."she does, I went out
with her a few times."..."you should go for it!"..."nah, I thought my
sister-in-law was hotter, and I didn't want my brother to beat me.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kyle Calder

while trying to watch a movie, the DVD wasnt reading. Then one guy said, "if its not working, just pull it out and rub on it for a while!" Then a girl said, "thats what she said!" We were the only 2 out of the whole group who got the joke[ READ MORE ]

Hilary Peterson

Teacher: The average for my UVU classes is typically a C/C-. The average for my BYU classes is typically a C+/B-. The average for our class, however, was a B/B+. It is higher than I like to give, but you earned it[ READ MORE ]

Garrett J McClintock

weird looking girl in cannon center while two guys were rollerskating (skating, not blading, mind you):

"skates scare me.." then scurries away[ READ MORE ]

Aimee Bret Bench

At our hotel in Vegas for the tournament talking to a random guy about BYU...
Guy: "Oh yeah you guys have that really good player, Herdeckie. Heard he dropped 45 last night."
Me:"...Fredette?"
Guy:"Oh that's right, Herdette. My bad.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kris Rudd

Girl: I try to be the best girlfriend in the world, no matter who I'm dating. I want to be the best wife in the world, so it's good practice.
Guy: Wow, you're the total opposite of me[ READ MORE ]

Melissa Andersen

Girl: Have you ever tried to iron your clothes while still wearing them?
Guy: Oh yeah, all the time.
Girl: Yeah, I've got this scar on me from when I ironed my shirt[ READ MORE ]

Cebre Allen

Girl 1: Yeah, it'd just be really nice... you know?
Girl 2: Living in a nudist colony would be WONDERFUL.
Guy: Wouldn't it kind of defeat the purpose after a while? I mean... everyone being naked all the time, it'd kind of numb it...
Girls: Uh... that's not why we would live there at [ READ MORE ]

Sarah Godfrey

Some girl on her phone at the drop-off outside of the Wilk: "...Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out right now. How to kill him.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward