Archive for March 14th, 2010
watching the subway $5 commercial:"what is B.M.T.?""bacon, mutton, and tomato."[ READ MORE ]
I "Overheard @ BYU" that the founder of this Facebook page is a UNLV basketball fan. Oh, the shame[ READ MORE ]
Women's Chorus on Thursday Sister Appolonie (in all seriousness): "What could we do that would make this the best dress rehearsal ever?"Some one in the Soprano I section: "Cookies"[ READ MORE ]
"Did you know if you don't breastfeed your children that they can become socially awkward and bad kissers"[ READ MORE ]
if Heaven was a parking space, it'd be pull through[ READ MORE ]
Two guys talkingGuy 1: I'm sorry but if you're not attractive you really shouldn't be doing something like that.Guy 2: Yeah, look for a job somewhere else![ READ MORE ]
